Interview with Mr.D

I used to read the interviews of Celebrities, Politician Leaders etc.. I always wonder that how they are able to manage the balance answers for various type of questions. I felt that, what answer would I have been given in such situations. But luckily I am not celebrity or leader so I have to wait.

I was toying with the idea of taking my own interview with such questions, in the meantime I decided to take interview of one of my colleague. We will identify this colleague as Mr.D. He is owner of very pleasant personality & always in happy mood. The interview was small but full of blast. So presenting you my first interview with Mr. D.

(The questions are ready made & lifted from supplement of one News Paper)

Q- Are you a shopaholic?
(Mr. D asks me what exactly I meant, on explaining, )
A- No.
Q-Your style statement.
A. Nothing
Q- Is Shopping Social activity or solo?
A. (after explanation) Solo.
Q-Favourite shopping destination?
A.Nothing.
Q-Are you an impulsive shopper.
A-(again explanation) No.
Q-How much money do you splurge every month?
A- (splurge means - expense) Nil.
Q-An item you don't mind splurging on.
A-Nothing.
Q-Are you brand conscious?
(now comes the great answer)
A. Yes!
Q-Favourite clothing brands?
A. Local.
(I asked - Local what local? we are talking brand. A- Yaar, all local shops having local brand)
Q-Favourite outfit?
A. Nothing.
(I explained & asked to answer it properly)
then
A.Banian & lungi.
Q-The colour that dominates your wardrobe?
(after lots of request & persuasion)
A. Black.
Q-Favourite accessories.
A. Nothing.
(I GIVE UP)
Q-Luxury product you covet?
A. Nothing.
(AGAIN GIVEN UP)
Q-Favourite Fragrance?
A. Not applicable.
(GOD SAVES ME)
Q-Your recent pick?
A. Nil
(HE SAYS THERE IS NO PURCHASES FROM LAST SO MANY YEARS)
Q-Did you go out intending to buy it?
A-Not applicable.
(I SAID THANK YOU!)
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End of interview
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I want feedback from whosoever read this & also pray for me,

please............,

Khushal